Kill The Mood
Posted by Deutlich on September 1st, 2009 | Filed under: Uncategorized
This? Is in no way acceptable. There are just some lines that should not be crossed. And tattooing “mom” over your heart is right up there with shaving lines into your eyebrows or dying your pubes bright pink.
Just. Say. No.
As I was leaving a friend’s apartment the other day, I noticed a bone-thin man with the beginnings of a mullet walking around the complex. Since it was super hot, he took the liberty of doing so without a t-shirt.
I really wish he hadn’t.
Over his left nipple he had “MOM” etched int0 his skin. Unlike the one displayed above, it was prison-tattoo-esque in its simplicity and black ink and it looked so amazing against his super pale skin.
Except not.
Then I got to thinking, “does this man get layed?” He can’t possibly, can he? Because what woman in their right mind wants to see MOM when they’re gettin’ down and dirty?!
Look, I don’t know about y’all, but the last thing I wanna see is MOM when I’m gettin’ busy.
Talk about a mood killer.
September 1st, 2009 at 9:45 am
Um…total mood killer. But there’s probably some sap out there who finds it sweet. That sap can probably be seen on http://www.peopleofwalmart.com/.
September 1st, 2009 at 10:40 am
Agreed. Also, please tell the man in that picture to STOP it with the shaving. If he’s going to shave, he better do it everyday. That sruffy shit on the chest? NOT COOL.
September 1st, 2009 at 10:51 am
I don’t know what you are talking about! I’ve seen PLENTY of movies with Mother and Daughter getting busy. You are just watching the wrong kind of movies.
September 1st, 2009 at 11:03 am
I love my mom, but not enough to get the cheesy Mom Heart tattoo. It could be worse, though. The guy could have a girl’s name on his arm.
September 1st, 2009 at 11:06 am
The dude in that picture totally shaves his nipple hair and I so do not approve.
Also, why you hatin’ on hot pink pubes? Are you telling me I shouldn’t have mine styled in such a fashion anymore?
September 1st, 2009 at 11:21 am
You know? I’ve never actually thought about what it must be like to be getting down and see ‘MOM’.
September 1st, 2009 at 1:20 pm
I’m far too dumb to use google reader so didn’t even realize until today when randomly clicking that you’re back.
YAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY! I missed you.
And that tattoo is all shades of inappropriate. Get your mom flowers if you wanna be nice.
September 1st, 2009 at 1:33 pm
Do people still get that as a tatoo? I thought it was a joke.
September 1st, 2009 at 3:28 pm
haha oh man that would totally kill the mood to have MOM staring right back at you.
September 1st, 2009 at 3:35 pm
….shut up guys! i have a mom tattoo, haha
p.s. he shaved because it’s brand new. you can tell because it’s still bleeding
September 1st, 2009 at 4:39 pm
I bet he totally gets laid. I mean prison tats and a mullett, whats not to like? Duh.
September 1st, 2009 at 5:01 pm
I’m just picturing an imaginary conversation with a boy who has “Mom” tattooed over his heart.
My first inclination would be to ask, “Did she pass away?”
My second inclination would be to say, “Are you a momma’s boy?”
My third inclination would be to walk away.
Yay! I missed you!
September 1st, 2009 at 5:56 pm
Yeah, but if it said Dad it would be kinda hot bc you could sorta pretend you were boning his dad and that is fun.
Or maybe that is just me?
September 1st, 2009 at 5:58 pm
yup, that just SOUNDS like umbilical cord issues. seriously. it’s stupid.
September 1st, 2009 at 6:30 pm
Um yeah that would be a total mood killer. I mean seriously. I would not want that moving over me when we hook up. NO THANKS.
September 1st, 2009 at 6:58 pm
I’m with you on that one!! Not a fan! No girl wants to get within a 500 mile radius of a guy who proclaims his love for his mother in such a tacky way!
It not only screams, Mama’s boy but it’s kinda gross.
September 1st, 2009 at 7:14 pm
Amen sister friend. Nor do I want to see a white man with a tribal tattoo… “what tribe do you belong to, sir?” Or a Japanese symbol that likely does not read “wisdom” or “strength” but really says “asshole” or “tiny penis.”
September 2nd, 2009 at 6:41 am
No, thank you, for sure. When I got tattooed this past Saturday, I was looking through the one artist’s book and apparently some Marine got a tattoo of Tinkerbell shoving a wooden stick down the throat of the Little Mermaid. It was creepy. Some things are just stupid.
September 2nd, 2009 at 7:00 am
You could have at least asked me before posting my nipple for everyone to see.
September 2nd, 2009 at 7:58 am
Yeah, and what if you and your mom break up? That’s almost as embarrassing as having “Wynonna Forever” on your arm.
September 2nd, 2009 at 8:27 am
I would have to agree with you – no thanks.
September 2nd, 2009 at 10:58 am
I couldn’t agree more. Glad to see you’re back to blogging
September 2nd, 2009 at 2:46 pm
I never understood why mom tattoos were so popular. I feel like mom’s generally do not approve of tattoos.
September 4th, 2009 at 9:49 am
depends on the mom.
right? am i right?
September 8th, 2009 at 8:09 am
haha… is it weird that it wouldn’t really bother me..?
September 10th, 2009 at 12:22 pm
I think it’s actually sort of funny, as long as I’m not the one fucking the dude with the mommy issues.
September 10th, 2009 at 2:59 pm
Eeeck. It sorta reminds me of that pirate from Peter Pan, Hook’s sidekick? If that guy does get laid, I bet it’s almost always very dark.