This? Is in no way acceptable. There are just some lines that should not be crossed. And tattooing “mom” over your heart is right up there with shaving lines into your eyebrows or dying your pubes bright pink.

Just. Say. No.

As I was leaving a friend’s apartment the other day, I noticed a bone-thin man with the beginnings of a mullet walking around the complex. Since it was super hot, he took the liberty of doing so without a t-shirt.

I really wish he hadn’t.

Over his left nipple he had “MOM” etched int0 his skin. Unlike the one displayed above, it was prison-tattoo-esque in its simplicity and black ink and it looked so amazing against his super pale skin.

Except not.

Then I got to thinking, “does this man get layed?” He can’t possibly, can he? Because what woman in their right mind wants to see MOM when they’re gettin’ down and dirty?!

Look, I don’t know about y’all, but the last thing I wanna see is MOM when I’m gettin’ busy.

Talk about a mood killer.