There Are Some Things I Don’t Understand
Posted by Deutlich on November 28th, 2008 | Filed under: UncategorizedLike the Pussycat Dolls.
I mean, I understand the concept but I’m not really sure there’s a need for an entire group. Does anyone actually know all five members? Or am I pretty correct in assuming that the Pussycat Dolls = Nicole Sherzinger?
Other than her, all I know is that there’s a blond, a brunette, a redhead and some other chick. There are five after all – the magic number. But if you asked me to spot one in a crowd, I’d walk right past them.
They should just rename themselves to Nicole’s Group. Or give her a solo contract.
Wait. I think they did and I’m pretty sure the album went no where.
I guess there is a reason for the other four?
November 28th, 2008 at 10:22 am
Someone needs to pose in Spread Eagle while she hits high notes?
November 28th, 2008 at 10:42 am
I also think there’s a best before date stamped on their asses. Don’t they rotate new members every few months?
I am still aghast that their show was the demise of Veronica Mars.
November 28th, 2008 at 10:56 am
what really makes me laugh about nicole is how it all came out that she was lying about her age. she was saying that she was 27 or 28 when in reality she is 32 or 33. BUSTED.
November 28th, 2008 at 11:28 am
Have you ever noticed that when Justin Timberpool went solo he still always had 4 backup dancers behind him a la NSync? He has cut down to 2 lately (darned recession) but for years 5 was the golden number.
Nicole did try a solo album, which tanked, so clearly 5 is still her golden number.
P.S. What are their ages? ‘Cause I saw an interview with them once and I swear the redheaded face lift dropped. She looked 50.
November 28th, 2008 at 11:39 am
See, I didn’t even know there were 5 of them. That’s how little I care about them.
It’s mostly because I’m bitter because I don’t get to be one.
November 28th, 2008 at 12:02 pm
I agree. the group was useless. unfortunately, i hate nicole too.
November 28th, 2008 at 12:13 pm
I thought there were seven. Ooops.
November 28th, 2008 at 1:07 pm
I have no idea who any of those girls are and until this post I had no idea what the lead singer’s name was. I do know they make bad music so I’m not completely clueless.
November 28th, 2008 at 1:22 pm
The brunette is the only hot one…
Also the reason there are five is because they’re less about the singing than the stripping routines, and everyone knows five is better than one when it comes to a stripping routine!
November 28th, 2008 at 2:20 pm
Don’t care, nope, no interest. Pop music + group = Rachel tuning them out
November 28th, 2008 at 2:56 pm
Makes me think of the episode of Will and Grace that Janet Jackson guest starred in . . . I want to watch that again, dammit!
November 28th, 2008 at 5:05 pm
The only thing I know about them is that they have celebrities perform with them in Vegas on occasion, thats them right?
November 28th, 2008 at 6:50 pm
Ok, I have to admit, I DO like the Pussycat Dolls. I own both their albums. Guilty pleasure.
But yes, I agree. They should rename themselves, and following Chris Daughtry’s example, name themselves “Sherzinger”.
But they tried to remedy this by attempting to do solo songs in their new album. If you ask me, the 4 songs belonging to the 4 other chicks=FAIL. And the one by Nicole, well, it sounds like any other song.
November 28th, 2008 at 6:54 pm
see, i don’t even get NICOLE, much less the entire pussy cat group. i think they are all basically a waste of space. a skanky waste of space.
November 29th, 2008 at 12:08 am
for work, i actually work on some pussycat dolls stuff …. and i still don’t know their names
November 29th, 2008 at 2:03 am
Hot half naked women on the covers of magazines make me ill. Who is that bitch again? A pussycat doll? Whatevs. Lame.
November 29th, 2008 at 3:19 am
I would commit crimes to have her body.
CRIMES, I tell you.
November 29th, 2008 at 5:17 pm
I will admit I enjoy their music. They’ve got some great beats that are good to workout to (not that I work out much). But what I did read long ago is that the group was formed with ALL in full knowledge that Nicole was the lead singer.
November 29th, 2008 at 11:09 pm
I really think we could all keep track of them better if they had clever little names like the Spice Girls.
November 30th, 2008 at 9:20 pm
i have a feeling they rotate the other girls around because they’re pretty dispensable (unlike nicole). she is better off as the leader of this crew where she stands out (unlike when she attempted her solo career).
December 2nd, 2008 at 5:48 pm
She makes me feel bad about my body.
Bleh.
December 6th, 2008 at 9:16 pm
funny story about this: i was watching leno and he had that superfun gay reporter at madonna’s concert interviewing random people. one girl he chats with has a hoodie on and he asks her what she does. she goes: i’m a pussycat doll.
HUH? ok, as IF anyone would even recognize you. hahaha.