Stop Givin’ Up The Pussy And You’ll Be Okay
Posted by Deutlich on February 27th, 2008 | Filed under: UncategorizedDear ____,
I understand you enjoy the throws of sex. I mean, who doesn’t? However, I’ve known you since we were in the 7th grade. I’ve witnessed you make the same mistake time and time again.. for the last 13 years. THIRTEEN YEARS.
If you could maybe, I don’t know, change your mannerisms just a smidgen you might find some new results. I mean, if you wanna do the deed with eryone you happen to think is gorgeous, that’s totally acceptable. It’s your life, not mine. But complaining about it? Saying that negros think pussy is free? That you’re 26 now and want a relationship? That your fuck buddy is happy with the way things are ’cause he doesn’t want anything to change? Because you gave up the poontang already?
Well, grab a damn clue. If you’re givin’ it up like it’s candy on Halloween, then people are going to assume it IS free. Oh, and shut the fuck up.
K? Thanx.
I mean, they do say that insanity is doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results.
Just sayin’.
In kind regard,
Deutlich
February 27th, 2008 at 4:54 pm
laughing outloud at the Halloween comment…
February 27th, 2008 at 4:56 pm
God, I love you. No other girl in the WORLD talks about pussy so much.
February 27th, 2008 at 5:01 pm
Word up! Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?
February 27th, 2008 at 5:03 pm
Ashley – Yay for laughs!
Ex – I proudly wear that title. I do.
DMB – DUDE! You know her! She went to school with us. And I’m like, OMG stop bitching, please for the love of sanity!
February 27th, 2008 at 5:05 pm
just dont stop giving it up to me LOL
February 27th, 2008 at 5:15 pm
Totally agreed! No matter what it refers to, if you keep doing the same thing repeatedly but just want to bitch about it not going your way? There comes a point where I stop listening. Where I want to be a movie director and you are trying out for something, but I can just yell “CUT! I think we’ve heard enough!”
February 27th, 2008 at 5:28 pm
Um so i might forward this to one of my friends, lol…not like it would change anything.
girls… silly girls.
February 27th, 2008 at 5:31 pm
It’s sad when girls do this. Usually its a result of insecurity, they do whatever they can to get guys to like them. Don’t know if that’s the case here. Hope she listens to you!
February 27th, 2008 at 5:31 pm
You’re my hero
February 27th, 2008 at 5:33 pm
This made me laugh. A lot. Maybe I should forward this to one of my friends as sort of a *hint, hint*. She complains yet keeps doing it, so maybe she doesn’t really wanna stop. Or I could go all psycho-anayltical and say that maybe she’s too afraid to stop because she’s never known anything but. Or maybe she’s really afraid of commitment. Whatever. She’s so getting this link.
February 27th, 2008 at 5:40 pm
I am laughing so hard at this right now. And I needed a good laugh! Thanks! No matter how tired I am or how I don’t feel like blogging or reading other blogs, I know I can come over here and you are going to entertain me. I love you! The emotion I am feeling right now is mushy and sentimental. Sorry as you read in my post I can’t control my emotions these days. Maybe I’ll be throwing things in a minute. LOL!
February 27th, 2008 at 5:41 pm
Listen to Deutlich, young grasshopper. She speaks the truth.
February 27th, 2008 at 5:54 pm
I have the same sort of insane friends and acquaintances. They fuck something up, come whining to me and then go fuck something else up. It sometimes feels like they’re asking for permission to be insane and do it all over again.
February 27th, 2008 at 6:25 pm
Wait, isn’t it doing the same thing over and over and expecting DIFFERENT results?
February 27th, 2008 at 6:28 pm
Wait whoa whoa..You got free CANDY on Halloween? All I ever got were three nickels and this sweet skull and bones necklace.
I don’t understand why this is in letter form. I never send my friends letters. I just give them a swift kick in the groin.
February 27th, 2008 at 6:29 pm
Torrance – when wuz your last blood test?
Vanessa – Precisely!
maxie – do it!
Ashley – ha! Thanks!
Passionista – I don’t bother trying to teach an old dog new tricks. I just bitch about it in my blog. It works.
Poodlegoose – Fabulous!
1218 – I heart you, dude. I do. And I’m glad I could provide some laughter.
so@24 – Ha!
Jack – Dude, people like that shouldn’t look funny at us when we yell at ‘em.
Carrie – YES and yes! Thank you! Because.. that’s what I get for typing fast while @ work. Oops?!
February 27th, 2008 at 6:30 pm
I love how you get all up close and personal and casual and then pull ou at the end with a very formal closing phrase. You are too funny.
February 27th, 2008 at 7:30 pm
Hmmmm, she went to school with us eh? I will inquire later!
February 27th, 2008 at 7:33 pm
RS27 – I wanna know where the hell you went trick or treating.
Jess – Classy, eh?
DMB – Dude. I should also note she wanted me to tell you she said, “hi.” HA!
February 27th, 2008 at 7:39 pm
What is so funny to me is that I’m sitting here at work in the back room of a library reading about how some chick is just givin’ it out to all the fellas while 6 octogenarian volunteers sit behind me and chat away about their “going to the bathroom” issues.
It’s like laughing in church. I’m trying to keep the giggling on the dl, which only makes it worse…
February 27th, 2008 at 7:56 pm
Nice! I think I’d be you if I was a girl.
Is that weird? Creepy?
Kinda creepy.
February 27th, 2008 at 8:04 pm
HAHAHAHAHAHA. I hear that.
I have friends who continue to repeatedly have one night stands, and wonder why they can’t ever find anyone nice. sheesh.
February 27th, 2008 at 8:15 pm
I think I know who it is!
February 27th, 2008 at 8:17 pm
Kristen – your comment? had me doing the giggling on the dl.. and I got a lil’ misty eyed from choking it back. Oh, how I love laughter.
Surviving – I think it’s kinda neat. Ha!
Bad Girl – I always scratch my head at those folks.
DMB – And you’re probably right. It’s a 4-letter name. Heh.
February 27th, 2008 at 8:41 pm
You should still be friends with her. She needs you.
February 27th, 2008 at 8:44 pm
Lordy. Be a good friend, buy her an elastic to keep her legs together or something.
February 27th, 2008 at 9:31 pm
I need you to talk to my friend. She has the opposite problem. I just don’t have the heart to tell her no one likes her because she’s a bitch. I think you could help.
February 27th, 2008 at 9:33 pm
Allison – After 13 years I doubt I’ll ditch her, I’m just tired of the complaints.
Technodoll – HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. I love you.
B2G – That? Is hilarious and truly? I probably would say something like that. Heh. I have a hard time keeping my mouth shut. Unless I don’t really care about a person.. then it’s just a waste of my time. If that makes any sense?
February 27th, 2008 at 11:04 pm
Gah, reading this reminds me of a certain friend of mine. Sometimes I just want to duct tape her legs shut.
February 27th, 2008 at 11:13 pm
I must confess I used to be that girl. But it gets old and your friend will just have to keep learning the hard way or she might need some medication…
February 27th, 2008 at 11:49 pm
*cackles*
If only more people thought about things before doing them.
February 28th, 2008 at 1:15 am
Your “oh and shut the fuck up” part was killer! I mean the whole letter was, but that part was awesome.
February 28th, 2008 at 2:32 am
I want Hallmark to make the title of this post into a card.
I have so many people in my life who need it.
February 28th, 2008 at 1:49 pm
I’d buy that card.
P.S. You rock my world.
February 28th, 2008 at 3:57 pm
Sounds like someone I know, just the other way around
February 28th, 2008 at 3:58 pm
poontang! you are like my favorite person EVER. also, is it okay if i copy this and send it to one of my friends?? haha
February 28th, 2008 at 4:30 pm
So. Freaking. True. Well said
And hey, nice new layout! I’m so confused because all of your new posts just showed up in my feedreader today. Weird!
February 28th, 2008 at 5:03 pm
ok I am SO glad another woman has said this.
I have tried to tell so many damn women, that if you dont have enough love and respect for yourSELF? why the hell should we fellas. If you are going to be the quick get-it girl, that’s just who you are going to be and once your in that position, you cant seriously expect to be elevated to respectable status.
We arent trying to turn hoes into house wives.
And if you ARE the kind of girl who is the quick ass giver, and all you want is sex from the guy, then fine. I saw do your thing girl. Viva la Vaginal Liberation!
But dont get mad when you want to be elevated to girlfriend status, but we are still treating you as the concubine.
February 28th, 2008 at 5:34 pm
fine.
GAWD, do you HAVE to get on my case?
(kidding, but this could have been me, bout two years ago… sigh the good ol’ days how i do miss your sloppy pussy stank.)
February 28th, 2008 at 5:43 pm
Kiera – Apparently, we all know someone like this. Who knew?!
MsPuddin – You never cease to make me laugh. Ever.
Distracted – OMG! That is applicable to everything. Seriously. I could go on a rant but I’ll spare you. ha.
Essentially – Thanks!!
Brandy – I would buy that card. In a heartbeat.
Lisa – Ha! Me too!! And ditto!!
Nicole – Uh oh!
Ex Tex – Of course! Copy away!!
Le Petit – Dude, that IS weird. Happened to me with someone else’s feed a couple of weeks ago. Google Reader? You suck.
Slaus – See, now, that’s why I like you. You ALWAYS speak the truth. Always. And I like it. I also agree. Obviously.
Each – Yes, I do! HA!